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Eyeboners 

When you see something so amazing it gives your eye balls a boner.
Did you see that last episode of the popular television show we discuss? I was floppin' out eyeboners the entire time.
Eyeboners by Yupitis November 11, 2014
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eyeboogers 

Famous contemporary artist. Net worth of 90 million. Actor. Singer. Model.
wow eyeboogers is such a chad!
eyeboogers by noteyeboogers February 24, 2021

eyeboogers 

An influencer and public figure. They are known for their annoying orange fanart, and has gained traction for their empathy towards their fanbase.
Wow! Have you heard of eyeboogers? They are a great artist, an inspiration to humanity.
eyeboogers by noteyeboogers March 8, 2021
Sup eboners?

Eyeboogers 

An extremely swag internet personality, possibly one of the greatest artists humanity has ever seen.
They are also an orange.
Have you seen eyeboogers' latest work?
Omg yes it's beautiful.
Eyeboogers by Gundamnerd7 March 18, 2021
A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Eyeboner by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006
Any MALE that wears Eyeliner(Girls CAN NOT! go under this deff. because, 2 many girls wear eyeliner)Eyeliners R individuals, mostly Emo/Goth &/or wear tight clothing, & somtimes Pale...But, They do not have 2 just 2 be an eyeliner...Eyeliners R VERY VERY cool/sexy/nice ppl

NO!!!!! Eyeliners R APSOLUTLY NOT GAY!!! They can be gay BUT! Most of them R NOT! They're just COOL! Althought sometimes they R Bi..=D
(Faggot Jock)-DUDE! HA-HA! Look at those LOSER over there in the Eyeliner They're SOOOO GAY!
(Me)- SHUT UP!!!! Your just Jealous because, YOUR not sexy enough 2 were Eyeliner! LMAO!!!

EYELINERS RULE!!!!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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