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Edon or an Edonian is an ancient race on the brink of extinction. This is due to their retard nature. The average intelligence of an Edonian is that of an Ogre with one head from Warcraft.

Edonians are so stupid, so stupid that you cant really imagine their stupidity, it is legendary. Edonians are also very horny constantly trying to satisfy their hunger for pussy. Worse is, they dont even think before they speak. They just talk shit and nothing else. They even stalk people gathering even the most crucial information about you such as living place, birthdate etc.

The biggest and maybe best thing of all is, you can actually make fun of them, fuck with them, and they don't even notice that they are being teased or bullied. They just laugh. That makes it much better!

It is worth knowing that only people called "Edon" as their name, are the only true Edonians with real Edonian blood in them. Only one exists onto present day.
You: What is your name?

Person: My name is Edonian......

You: oohhh crap GOTTA RUN!!!!!
Edonian by Scorpionshit March 17, 2011
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Elonian is the quantum dimensional religion that was created for the worshippers of The Lord, Elon Musk.
Newb: "Have you seen all those weirdo needs going GaGa over Elon Musk?"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
Elonian by therealchronicles June 10, 2020
A word used to describe someone who attends Eton College in the UK. Often used when decribing how posh they are and usually used in disgust. Usually wear tweed or jackets, and think very highly of themselves!
Lets go to Big Easy.
Naa man there are too many etonians there!
etonian by vladi August 7, 2005
A follower of our true leader Elon Musk.
I am an Elonian from starbase city!
Exonia is a Kind person with a great heart. She is short tempered. She can sing like an Angel. She loves her family even when she don't show it. EXONIA IS LOVE.
Exonia is a good friend.
Exonia by Anonymous 29937393972 November 22, 2021
Coming from a location built off of an extreme emo background.
you guys are from myspace? Silly emonians.
emonian by D-Roc240 August 27, 2006