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God is a real angel, he is the King of everything, and you can't stop him from doing good, he never sins ever, and never has, he gives us Christians eternal life. He has billions of armies made from angels, his kingdom is more smaller than just a speck of dust, but its holding more angels than you can count. He is a King of light. He is unstoppable. Even though us Christians might sin, its not like everyone is perfect, God knows some people say that "Christians do sin when they go to church" and mean junk like that, but no one is perfect, no one seems to understand that. But God always Forgives, no matter what happens, God does get angry. But not Evil.
"And Moses said to the people, ‘Do not be afraid. Stand still, and see the salvation of the LORD, which He will accomplish for you today. For the Egyptians whom you see today, you shall see again no more forever. The LORD will fight for you, and you shall hold your peace."-Exodus 14:13-14
by nyancat223 March 23, 2017
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.
The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 14, 2005
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Something that people desperately want to find, yet all that can be seen is a million religions telling you they are right and that their inconsitancies dont matter cause they can make something up to cover it.
1. This is the true church and people here have found god... that is why they still commit 'sins' and leave the church.

2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls

3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.

4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.

5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.

I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?
by FallenOne January 29, 2004
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noun • a term used by white suburban housewives to refer to an African-American man of immense stature, and penile length, often consulted during periods of duress in pursuit of psychological, and usually sexual, satisfaction
(speaking to Zack, her daughter’s boyfriend)

Julianne: My daughter is in tears and you are NO PRINCE!!! We have been consulting the lord throughout this entire process, and he says you must surrender control, just like I surrendered control to the lord and his massive black cock. I felt his touch within me, and he filled me up to the brim with the enlightenment that I needed to deal with you, Zack. Now I will expel you from my daughter’s presence, unlike the lord’s child growing within me, so that I am always full of him.
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Our Lord and Savior, Danny DeVito. It is written in the Old Testament “our lord, Danny DeVito hath risen from thy ashes to resurrect vengeance on all those who hath betrayed him” Mathew; 6969
(Child) hey mom how about we skip church and go to Macdonalds? (Mom) *praying* please the Lord Danny DeVito forgive the boy for he knows not what he says
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