God is a real angel, he is the King of everything, and you can't stop him from doing good, he never sins ever, and never has, he gives us Christians eternal life. He has billions of armies made from angels, his kingdom is more smaller than just a speck of dust, but its holding more angels than you can count. He is a King of light. He is unstoppable. Even though us Christians might sin, its not like everyone is perfect, God knows some people say that "Christians do sin when they go to church" and mean junk like that, but no one is perfect, no one seems to understand that. But God always Forgives, no matter what happens, God does get angry. But not Evil.
"And Moses said to the people, ‘Do not be afraid. Stand still, and see the salvation of the LORD, which He will accomplish for you today. For the Egyptians whom you see today, you shall see again no more forever. The LORD will fight for you, and you shall hold your peace."-Exodus 14:13-14
by nyancat223 March 23, 2017
God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.
The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 15, 2005
Something that people desperately want to find, yet all that can be seen is a million religions telling you they are right and that their inconsitancies dont matter cause they can make something up to cover it.
1. This is the true church and people here have found god... that is why they still commit 'sins' and leave the church.

2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls

3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.

4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.

5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.


I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?
by FallenOne January 29, 2004
Our Lord and Savior, Danny DeVito. It is written in the Old Testament “our lord, Danny DeVito hath risen from thy ashes to resurrect vengeance on all those who hath betrayed him” Mathew; 6969
(Child) hey mom how about we skip church and go to Macdonalds? (Mom) *praying* please the Lord Danny DeVito forgive the boy for he knows not what he says
by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021
Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.
person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?

person 2: not yet!

peron 1: you need to.
by awhoreforharrystyles March 8, 2019