Excrementist

You say peacock, and no one bats an eye.
But you say poopcock, and everyone loses their minds.

Those damned excrementists banned me for saying "poopcock" in their discord server!

by hypernqva May 19, 2020

excrementos

The not-so-freshmaker.

I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.

by senorguitarra May 17, 2012

excrementalist

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.

1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.

by diogio rome April 15, 2009

excrementation

The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real data whatsoever. Derived from the words excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the rectal database'.

J.T. - Our sales Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.

by mibutt January 5, 2008

Excrementitious

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.

Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."

by Took Oi July 15, 2006

Excrementalist

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.

Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.

by phaydeout March 2, 2016

Excrementitious

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.

Me: "Is it true that shit actually falls from the clouds in Varanasi?"

Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."

by Took Oi July 15, 2006