Excrementionary 

Cross between Excrement and Extraordinary

Like when you see a Old beat up Porsche its Extraordinary because its a Porsche, but its still a piece of crap because its Super beat up. Like it got in a fight with Mike Tyson. (so it was missing its left rear view mirror)

"Wow! That Porsche is Excrementionary!"

Excrementionary by ChrisGrovez May 7, 2009

Excrementionally

When something increases exponentially, yet exponentially shitty.

Yo man! How's prison?

It's going excrementionally well.

Excrementionally by BernieMakaveli May 31, 2016