excrementially

Get merch

Get the excrementially mug.

See more merch

Excrementally

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.

Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.

Get merch

a cross between exponentially and incrementally, the degree to which random events can compound in ever increasing amounts

"when shit piles up all over the place"

"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."

Get merch

Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?

Get merch

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

Get merch

Yo man! How's prison?

It's going excrementionally well.

Get merch

Man, I shouldn't have chugged all that Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.

Get merch