excrementation

The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real data whatsoever. Derived from the words excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the rectal database'.

J.T. - Our sales Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.

by mibutt January 5, 2008

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004

Excemenation

A group of time travelling kids from high school.

"Hey, dude did you see those excemenations"
"Oh hell yeah, dude those kids be time travelling! "

by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019

Excrementitious

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.

Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."

by Took Oi July 15, 2006

Excrementitious

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.

Me: "Is it true that shit actually falls from the clouds in Varanasi?"

Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."

by Took Oi July 15, 2006

Excitementationous

A word you use to describe someone so exciting entertaining and cool and many expressions like that, that you need to some it up in one word, so you use this word.

That girl is so Excitementationous.

Dude that totally fits her!

i know. she completes me.

by Teejlidd January 17, 2011

Excrementionally

When something increases exponentially, yet exponentially shitty.

Yo man! How's prison?

It's going excrementionally well.

by BernieMakaveli May 31, 2016