Exasm

Portmanteau word formed from exam-orgasm. What you have when you walk out of your last exam.

I came out of the "Paradise Lost" A-level and had an exasm in my pants.

by Percy Flage December 6, 2012

Final Exams

A stupid ass test which you spend all your fucking damn time studying for. They are completely useless as hell and can kiss my ass.

Fuck final exams! They are so fucking pointless!

by Rebellereign May 21, 2017

Last Exam Syndrome

A worldwide student condition that makes one completely unmotivated and unproductive in the time leading up to and during one's final exam. Procrastination reaches unchartable levels and everything except actual studying is done. During the exam writing tends to be rambling and illegible and 95% of cases leave their exam early, even if what they have written isn't up to usual standard/they've written too little for good marks.

"Dude! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Exam Syndrome."

by Desastre November 19, 2013

Spooky Example

It is very scary. Bad!!! No no bad!!!! no!!!😡😡😡😡😡

Tim killed babies slowly, while blinking with his spooky example. It was a round evening.

by certifiedgeesehaircut November 26, 2020

Exam Beard

The facial hair that grows in the weeks running up to, and during, exam season. Normally due to a person's desperate need to cram as much revision into that short space of time as possible, causing them to disregard things like basic hygeine, eating properly, social events, sleep etc

Girlfriend: Wow Mark, you need a shave!
Student: Shave!? I don't have time to shave! I've got a multi-choice business AP on monday, my spanish oral wednesday afternoon not to mention my chemistry resits!
Girlfriend: So you're gonna go to class with that rediculous pubescent stubble on your face?
Student: It's my exam beard.

by Tactful June 7, 2010

Exasscracktly

Shares a meaning with exactly, but often used when someone is "deadass" right.

Her: I'm not hungry.

Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.

Her: I'm sure.

Her: *eats his food*

Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.

by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 July 15, 2018

mock exam

Some shit type of test that Satan made to punish us before the actual exam to make people crap them self. Although the correct term is prelim.

I failed my mock exam

by TheGreatNobody September 18, 2016