Exasm
Exasm by Percy Flage December 6, 2012
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Final Exams
A stupid ass test which you spend all your fucking damn time studying for. They are completely useless as hell and can kiss my ass.
Final Exams by Rebellereign May 21, 2017
Last Exam Syndrome
A worldwide student condition that makes one completely unmotivated and unproductive in the time leading up to and during one's final exam. Procrastination reaches unchartable levels and everything except actual studying is done. During the exam writing tends to be rambling and illegible and 95% of cases leave their exam early, even if what they have written isn't up to usual standard/they've written too little for good marks.
"Dude! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Exam Syndrome."
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Exam Syndrome."
Last Exam Syndrome by Desastre November 19, 2013
Spooky Example
Spooky Example by certifiedgeesehaircut November 26, 2020
Exam Beard
The facial hair that grows in the weeks running up to, and during, exam season. Normally due to a person's desperate need to cram as much revision into that short space of time as possible, causing them to disregard things like basic hygeine, eating properly, social events, sleep etc
Girlfriend: Wow Mark, you need a shave!
Student: Shave!? I don't have time to shave! I've got a multi-choice business AP on monday, my spanish oral wednesday afternoon not to mention my chemistry resits!
Girlfriend: So you're gonna go to class with that rediculous pubescent stubble on your face?
Student: It's my exam beard.
Student: Shave!? I don't have time to shave! I've got a multi-choice business AP on monday, my spanish oral wednesday afternoon not to mention my chemistry resits!
Girlfriend: So you're gonna go to class with that rediculous pubescent stubble on your face?
Student: It's my exam beard.
Exam Beard by Tactful June 7, 2010
Exasscracktly
Her: I'm not hungry.
Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.
Her: I'm sure.
Her: *eats his food*
Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.
Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.
Her: I'm sure.
Her: *eats his food*
Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.
Exasscracktly by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 July 15, 2018
mock exam
Some shit type of test that Satan made to punish us before the actual exam to make people crap them self. Although the correct term is prelim.
mock exam by TheGreatNobody September 18, 2016
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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