Escalaid

Doing it in an Escalade. Most often with an ecalady.

Speaker 1: Dude, I got escalaid last night!
Speaker 2: Sick man!

by Ewwonwhichseat? October 14, 2011

Escapaide

A group of 24 amazing girls working together and having the best summer of their lives at chimney corners camp.
A group of Perfect 10s

It's fate we're the Escapaides
our footprints will never fade
right here at ccc
this is where we're meant to be
24 and mama yarm hope this summer never ends
we're the
escapaides of 20 10

We're the Es-Kah-Paides
jk that's not us
get our name right

by J Fire September 25, 2010

Escaladies

Noun - Term used to describe shallow, materialistic women who will only date or engage in sexual reations with men who drive huge luxury SUVs. You can usually trick them by simply patronizing your local rental car establisment. chickenhead,golddigger

I screwed some dumb ass escaladies this weekend and it only cost me 30$ a day. Im an Avis preferred customer.

by Mad Sclupu August 3, 2005

Escalading

Cruising around the neighborhood with the intent of showing off one's car, especially when the car is actually lame.

"Hey, did anybody see who hit my car?" "Yeah, it was a bunch of dudes Escalading in a blue Geo Tracker."

by nehcrikslegne July 17, 2009

Escalade

An SUV manufactured by Cadillac which uses either a frame from a Chevrolet Tahoe, Avalanche (EXT model), or Suburban (ESV model). Starting at a little under $50,000 US, these trucks are a blatant status symbol amongst young Urban people and senior citizens, the later being a more traditional fanbase for Cadillac. Escalades were made popular from hip-hop artists and have traveled into the mainstream.

The vehicles themselves are highly decorated with chrome and Cadillac decals to show prestige. Their only true claim is that their engine is the biggest of the full-size SUV market (second only to the Porsche Cheyenne, which classifies as a mid-size SUV). The EXT model is a crew-cab pick-up, similar to the Chevrolet Avalance. The ESV model is a full-sized utility, similar to the Chevrolet Suburban.

The Escalade transcends the typical age braket as an SUV, appealing to young men, well-to-do family moms, and old rich white folks.

Dayam, look at that Escalade! Talk about bling!

by sqyttles August 20, 2003

escalade

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

the escalade has weed in the back

by clevelandsteamer September 23, 2005

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004