9 definitions by Mad Sclupu
Noun - Term used to describe shallow, materialistic women who will only date or engage in sexual reations with men who drive huge luxury SUVs. You can usually trick them by simply patronizing your local rental car establisment. chickenhead,golddigger
I screwed some dumb ass escaladies this weekend and it only cost me 30$ a day. Im an Avis preferred customer.
by Mad Sclupu July 15, 2005
A magazine for and about white people. Most notably all of the celebrity bullshit magazines that are in your face at the supermarket checkout stand. The crackazine will appeal to people who have no life and need up to the minute details on Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff and a host of other non ethnic persons whos only claim to fame is the ability to talk in front of a video camera (some can't even do that well). The most popular crackazines are People, Star, US Weekly and several others that feature starving melanin deficient PR creations.
Braindead: I need the latest scoop on Brad Pitt's rectal exam and a critique on who was wearing what at the annual Bullshit awards show.
Braindead2: Golly Gee, go pick up a crackazine.
Braindead2: Golly Gee, go pick up a crackazine.
by Mad Sclupu September 2, 2005
1. (n) A materialistic shallow female who shows interest in a man because he drives a luxury SUV or any luxury type vehicle. see also Escaladies
by Mad Sclupu July 20, 2005
Vegas - A modifier that's tacked on to the end of a town or city, usually replacing the term "ville" that the denizens sarcastically use to give their village the appearance of being hip and/or happening.
by Mad Sclupu July 15, 2005
(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.
Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."
10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."
10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."
by Mad Sclupu June 1, 2007
(n) Your ex-girlfriend's vaginia.
Guy1: Hey bro, can I play with your exbox?
Guy2: Sure why not. That shit is whack, I couldn't play Madden on it.
Guy2: Sure why not. That shit is whack, I couldn't play Madden on it.
by Mad Sclupu June 1, 2007
by Mad Sclupu July 16, 2005