clevelandsteamer's definitions
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"
"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

also goes by turd blossom
by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005
