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i'd hit it

a term that means "i would like to insert my penis into the vaginal cavity of that female."
me(after seeing hardbody at the gym): DAMN NIGGA! I'd hit it!!! if she wears a mask.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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Shaq

to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team
by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005
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paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.
the paris perfume collection smells like cum.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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Dick Cheney

the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.
"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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Karl Rove

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005
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apocalypse

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened
a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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Anchorman

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005
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