keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones

guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?

by clevelandsteamer August 13, 2005

Quagmire

perverted character in family guy

"hey meg, 18 yet?"

"gigadee gigadee"

"oh!"

by clevelandsteamer July 23, 2005

hick

one who has only been doing things one way there whole life and is afraid to try something different. hicks don't act civilized and are often rednecks or hillbillies. hicks are everywhere.

hicks can be found in every country.

by clevelandsteamer August 06, 2005

i'd hit it

a term that means "i would like to insert my penis into the vaginal cavity of that female."

me(after seeing hardbody at the gym): DAMN NIGGA! I'd hit it!!! if she wears a mask.

by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005

don vito

the uncle of skateboarder bam margera. he is incredibly funny, fat, nasty, has a lazy eye, and has skin tags. don vito enjoys hooters, veal scalopini, and antonios.

"You guys are a bunch of Vulcan idiots."

" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"


"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"

"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"

"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"

"YO!"

by clevelandsteamer July 20, 2005

warped tour

a collection of some of the worst "bands" in the music industry

guy: dude!(brushes back hair) did you go to the warped tour?

me: naw. homey don't play that.

by clevelandsteamer August 05, 2005

flamer

a man who puts on a button-down, pink shirt with three buttons undone, torn jeans from abercrombie, flip flops, silk underwear and mousse in his hair and then heads out and cries to a barbra streisand musical, after which he goes to starbucks, where he orders a cappuccino, which he enjoys while reading an article in "vogue" about how to please your man. after all this, the "man" goes to the gap for some shopping and then heads out for a manicure and hair appointment.

the damn flamer couldn't stop talking about clothing materials, so i showed him the newest playboy and he quickly dissapeared

by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005