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inducing arousal in people of the male gender
Oh man, her boobs were so hot they were erectric!
erectric by Blafucock March 15, 2011

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
Penisaurus Erectis by Dastev April 13, 2009

Erectisplosion 

When the penis becomes so hard it ejaculates prematurely. Without any previous stimulation other than the hot girl in the desk front of you.
"Man Cassie was grindin on me it was so hot there was an erectisplosion in my pants"
Erectisplosion by Oh Balls December 16, 2008

Erectric Guitar 

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.
“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”
Erectric Guitar by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019

Erectrician 

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.
You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.
Erectrician by gregben June 5, 2021
A ravishing figure who erects pulsating philosophical debates while under the influence of cheap, gas station hard on pills.
Chace is most definitely an erectist.
erectist by Gasstationpills April 12, 2022