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inducing arousal in people of the male gender
Oh man, her boobs were so hot they were erectric!
erectric by Blafucock March 15, 2011

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
Penisaurus Erectis by Dastev April 13, 2009

Erectisplosion 

When the penis becomes so hard it ejaculates prematurely. Without any previous stimulation other than the hot girl in the desk front of you.
"Man Cassie was grindin on me it was so hot there was an erectisplosion in my pants"
Erectisplosion by Oh Balls December 16, 2008

Erectric Guitar 

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.
“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”
Erectric Guitar by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019

Erectrician 

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.
You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.
Erectrician by gregben June 5, 2021
A ravishing figure who erects pulsating philosophical debates while under the influence of cheap, gas station hard on pills.
Chace is most definitely an erectist.
erectist by Gasstationpills April 12, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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