Erectrician 

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.

You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.

Erectrician by gregben June 5, 2021

Electrician 

A person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand, for a price you can't afford.

Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.

Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.

*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.

**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other

Mike called Brian the electrician to repairethe tower crane. The crane was running in 12 minutes. Brian billed a 4 hr service call on double time for the work order and went home. Everyone hated and wished they could be Brian. Brian's wife was so happy he was home at 10:30am, she made him a steak sandwich for lunch and offered him a BJ while he ate it. Brian lived happily ever after.

Electrician by 309A$hawzy June 10, 2018

Electrician 

Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.

Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.

Other Attributes:

Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).

Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .

The Electrician made everyone happy in Maddison Square Garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at Christmas. The energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!

Electrician by One who knoweth the way May 23, 2012

Keyboard Electrician 

Someone who goes on YouTube and pretends there a master electrician they also criticize the work of a licensed electrician.

“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”

“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”

Keyboard Electrician by Keyboardeletroction April 4, 2020

hometown electrician 

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.

"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*

hometown electrician by crazy nucker April 22, 2010

electricdandelionz

is a big smelly turd,
forces ryan to be in diner,
pings icrus all the time,
always is late to school,

does NOT like bbno$ (huge skill issue)
loves farts and fart noises (absolutely DISGUSTING)
can be ok at times..i guess, 😒

is gay as she loves tiddies,
has a huge problem with me being overly active in diner,
tiktok addict,
loves cats (relatable)

"electricdandelionz is the most weirdest individual i know."
"FR!!"

electricdandelionz by gloozeywoozey November 28, 2021

electritian 

One who is the trade of all trades.

An electrician is commonly found hanging around with all the hot chicks as they all know only real men work with electricity.

Oh shit look at all those chicks around that bloke, he must be an Electritian

electritian by Zombie shark July 6, 2017