Erectricity 

.A measure of the curvature of a penis

"Look at the erectricity on that guy's dick !"
"She said that blowjobs are always harder with increased erectricity"

Erectricity by Massector January 3, 2021

Heavy electricity 

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.

Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.

Heavy electricity by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

Epictricity 

The kind of electricity that can only be distributed by Ash's Pikachu, like in the very first episode when Pikachu destroyed those Spearow with a Thunder attack.

Holy shit James, did you see the Epictricity from the twerp's Pikachu? We can't get ahold of that, Giovanni can piss off.

Epictricity by Shadowinchester June 15, 2010

electricity 

The greatest invention of all time, without electricity the world would stop turning. Electricity can simply be described as electrons running through an element that leads electricity, such as a copper wire, a transistor, a resistor or a capacitor. Electricity can be "stored" in so called batteries or capacitors. Without electricity we wouldnt have TV, cars, electric toothbrushes (duuh?), computers nor electric chairs (thanks John Fru)... And that would suck, wouldn't it?

I turned on my electric lamp, sat down on the couch, turned on the TV with my electric remote control, and electrecuted my friends with the stun gun (needs electricity) so I could watch my stories!

electricity by OllieKickFlip June 14, 2006

electricity 

a form of energy that is shaped by its vessel, lies dormant or active in anything that requires energy

ie: electric current in a wire/ electromagnetic field given off by a battery/ bioelectricity found in most living things/ potential energy when its container is not using energy etc.

electricity by dr. jack dexter February 15, 2012

Erectrician 

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.

You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.

Erectrician by gregben June 5, 2021

electricity anorexic 

A person, male of female, who reduces electric consumption to such an extent that electric usage is at the barest minimum. This type of person experiences euphoria when the electric bill goes down each month.

Terry is an electricity anorexic who compulsively finds ways to use the least amount of electricity possible.

electricity anorexic by danny fargoe May 26, 2010