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erectist

A ravishing figure who erects pulsating philosophical debates while under the influence of cheap, gas station hard on pills.
Chace is most definitely an erectist.
by Gasstationpills April 12, 2022
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Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
by Dastev April 13, 2009
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Erectisplosion

When the penis becomes so hard it ejaculates prematurely. Without any previous stimulation other than the hot girl in the desk front of you.
"Man Cassie was grindin on me it was so hot there was an erectisplosion in my pants"
by Oh Balls December 16, 2008
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erectastic

A word used to describe some kind of event, place, object, person, and so on that gives you a fantastic erection.
The view up here is erectastic.
That babe on the porn I watched last night was erectastic, I mean my boner could take down a bus!
by PenisSuperhero January 15, 2009
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coctis erectis

The term used to describe a stiffy
under its proper kingdom and phylus and species. Its come to replace the commonly used schhwiing!!! as added to the collective consciousness by Wayne's World.
My coctis erectis
by shitter friend October 5, 2003
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erectis erupteous

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load
Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
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erectitude

The state of being erect.
"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"
by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003
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