erectist

A ravishing figure who erects pulsating philosophical debates while under the influence of cheap, gas station hard on pills.

Chace is most definitely an erectist.

erectist by Gasstationpills April 12, 2022

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

Penisaurus Erectis by Dastev April 13, 2009

Erectisplosion 

When the penis becomes so hard it ejaculates prematurely. Without any previous stimulation other than the hot girl in the desk front of you.

"Man Cassie was grindin on me it was so hot there was an erectisplosion in my pants"

Erectisplosion by Oh Balls December 16, 2008

erectastic 

A word used to describe some kind of event, place, object, person, and so on that gives you a fantastic erection.

The view up here is erectastic.
That babe on the porn I watched last night was erectastic, I mean my boner could take down a bus!

erectastic by PenisSuperhero January 15, 2009

coctis erectis

The term used to describe a stiffy
under its proper kingdom and phylus and species. Its come to replace the commonly used schhwiing!!! as added to the collective consciousness by Wayne's World.

My coctis erectis

coctis erectis by shitter friend October 5, 2003

erectis erupteous 

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load

Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!

erectis erupteous by mia.dancer September 8, 2021

erectitude 

The state of being erect.

"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"

erectitude by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003