Emonut

The sperm of a depressed teenage goth boy

I just sprayed my emonut everywhere

by Emonutt69 February 12, 2024

econut

Those that will set fire to a lot full of new SUV's, releasing the resultant poisonous gases into the local air, in order to save the Earth from(enter the crusade flavor of the day here).

Damn econuts just drove spikes into those old growth trees. I guess they dont figure trees feel pain.

by ben newton December 12, 2008

emonte

An intellectual young man with a giant penis.

Oh girl his names Emonte? He has an enormous cockus.

by UrbanDict1q134 October 21, 2020

emonet

Internet that constantly cuts itself.

"Sorry I didn't reply to your e-mail last night, my emonet was acting up."

by Sekuna October 23, 2007

emobuttsex

a. Buttsex engaged in under emotional duress or out of lack of self respect; the 'catcher' often cries in the course of the act, not because it is physically painful, but because they cannot believe they are letting this guy fuck them in the ass.

b. Any sexual congress between emo kids, especially but not necessarily buttsex.

"Emobuttsex is the best, dude! It's like how a lapdance is always better if the stripper is crying, only it's even better, since buttsex is by definition better than a lapdance. Tears make the best lube, ferreal."

"Yeh, I totally hooked up with that guy with the tight pants and Cursive shirt.... we had pretty awesome emobuttsex."

by Angst Boy July 23, 2007

emont

a term for a stupid person who always gets drunk and lets people take advantage of them

Big Pinsk:yo man lets go to that honkey emonts house tonight and watch him get drunk. then we can chuff some rigs
J-LIB:aight well trash the place

by Lokey May 3, 2005

Emonuity

The additude of an emo; participation in emo activities..

Rick: Hey dude, Ted seems a little down.. what can we do?

Dick: Oh Ted? Dude, when he gets like that there's really nothing you can do.. We are just gonna have to leave him to his emonuity and hope he evenutally gets out of it..

by IceLion October 7, 2008