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Ebolution 

a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation
It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.
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Ebonette 

noun; A person with blck hair or hair resembling that colour.
That ebonette was a total hottie!
Ebonette by Marli November 21, 2003

Ebolution 

a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation
It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.

ebontext 

noun- The language used by black people and wiggers in text messages, emails, facebook, or any other type of electronic-based text input.
Black person on facebook: "my nigga b trippin on sum janx lls..thaz y i fux wit u doe"

White person on facebook: "Dude, I don't speak ebontext!"
ebontext by WWWWWhiteBoy April 7, 2010

Ebonetic Alphabet 

A- Afro
B- Booty
C- Chicken
D- Dat
E- Er Where
F- Fo' Sho
G- Grillz
H- Holla'
I- Impala
J- Juicy
K- Killa, Kobe
L- Lebron
M- Motha Fucka
N- Ninja
O- Obama, Oprah
P- Peeps, Pimp, Pussy
Q- Quarterbag
R- Redbone
S- Stunna'
T- Trick, Trippin'
U- Uzi
V- Vandross
W- Word
X- XTC
Y- You Go Girl !
Z- Zimbabwe
Playa 1: Yo homey, did you catch that License Plate that just ripped my joint for two g's?

Homeboy: Heh Yeah, i luh dat. It had been UZI TRICK STUNNA 9-1-1.

Playa 1: Word. I'm glad we knows our ebonetic alphabet. Les I wouldn't understanz you

Homeboy: Church.

Playa 1: Let's go report this to the hot boyz and find some skirts for the E so I can get some funk.

Homeboy: They lucky you didn't have yo' gat on you. Or else you mighta pulled out yo strap and laid them bustas down

Playa 1: True, True. Dat's what I know playa. I luh dis urban dictionary. We just schooled all the wannabe hoods er where in dis US of the ATL . Get em'
Those that will set fire to a lot full of new SUV's, releasing the resultant poisonous gases into the local air, in order to save the Earth from(enter the crusade flavor of the day here).
Damn econuts just drove spikes into those old growth trees. I guess they dont figure trees feel pain.
econut by ben newton December 12, 2008