Egonut is someone who exaggeratedly loves himself. He thinks he owns the universe. An egonut usually snubs everyone. He also believes that he's very famous and rich even though he can't afford rice and beans.
Bobo: Hi Pepe, would you like to play tennis with me today?
Pepe: Are you kidding me? I 'm too pretty for the tennis court. I belong to a country club.
Bobo: Well, I'm going to the burger stand. Do you care to join me?
Pepe: Dude, I only consume caviar and fine wines.
Bobo: You don't have a job.
Pepe: I'm a movie star!
Bobo: Dude, you're an EGONUT!
Pepe: Are you kidding me? I 'm too pretty for the tennis court. I belong to a country club.
Bobo: Well, I'm going to the burger stand. Do you care to join me?
Pepe: Dude, I only consume caviar and fine wines.
Bobo: You don't have a job.
Pepe: I'm a movie star!
Bobo: Dude, you're an EGONUT!
by lili dauphin September 21, 2009
Get the Egonut mug.noun. sexual slang, 1980s. The sticky mess comprising of menstrual blood ("the egg") and semen ("the nut") which results from intercourse with a girl during her period.
Aleksandra didn't think anyone would want to screw her during her "time of the month", so she was surprised when a john offered to rawdog her anyway. The dirty deed completed, the only thing left for her to do was squat over the crapper and queef the eggnut out of her pussy.
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Get the eggnut mug.An Egonaut is someone, who spends a great deal of the time contemplating existential questions and the overall order of things. En Egonaut is a reflective thinker.
Egonaut in this sense is comparable to Astronaut, but with the exception that the Astronaut travels in space, and the Egonaut travels in thought.
Egonaut in this sense is comparable to Astronaut, but with the exception that the Astronaut travels in space, and the Egonaut travels in thought.
I am constantly asking the question "why"?.
It seems like I am always looking for the answer to all the questions at once. I wish I could stop being such an f-ing Egonaut.
It seems like I am always looking for the answer to all the questions at once. I wish I could stop being such an f-ing Egonaut.
by Egonaut July 12, 2009
Get the Egonaut mug.Those that will set fire to a lot full of new SUV's, releasing the resultant poisonous gases into the local air, in order to save the Earth from(enter the crusade flavor of the day here).
Damn econuts just drove spikes into those old growth trees. I guess they dont figure trees feel pain.
by ben newton December 12, 2008
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weaving a network of self-references, increasing one's presence on the interne.
Egonetics is different from "ego surfing" - a search of your name on the internet (using search engines). Egonetics is an active electronic dispersal of your name, making links to your homepage, using various interactive sites and open forums. It can be done for the sake of an idea or a commercial promotion, but in the absence of ideological or professional motifs, this is a clear case of egonetics.
weaving a network of self-references, increasing one's presence on the interne.
Egonetics is different from "ego surfing" - a search of your name on the internet (using search engines). Egonetics is an active electronic dispersal of your name, making links to your homepage, using various interactive sites and open forums. It can be done for the sake of an idea or a commercial promotion, but in the absence of ideological or professional motifs, this is a clear case of egonetics.
I am afraid that my colleague uses her office hours for egonetics.
He is not an egoist in the classical sense, he is simply an egonetic.
He is not an egoist in the classical sense, he is simply an egonetic.
by Mikhail Epstein November 16, 2003
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weaving a network of self-references, increasing one's presence on the internet.
Egonetics is different from "ego surfing" - a search of one's own name on the internet (using search engines). Egonetics
is an active electronic dispersal of your name, making links to your homepage, entering various interactive sites and
open forums. It can be done for the sake of an idea or a commercial promotion, but in absence of ideological
or professional motifs, this is a narcissistic case of egonetics.
weaving a network of self-references, increasing one's presence on the internet.
Egonetics is different from "ego surfing" - a search of one's own name on the internet (using search engines). Egonetics
is an active electronic dispersal of your name, making links to your homepage, entering various interactive sites and
open forums. It can be done for the sake of an idea or a commercial promotion, but in absence of ideological
or professional motifs, this is a narcissistic case of egonetics.
I am afraid that my colleague uses her office hours for egonetics.
He is not an egoist in the traditional sense, he is simply an egonetic.
He is not an egoist in the traditional sense, he is simply an egonetic.
by Mikhail Epstein November 16, 2003
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