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Internet that constantly cuts itself.
"Sorry I didn't reply to your e-mail last night, my emonet was acting up."
emonet by Sekuna October 23, 2007
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a man who has been known to paint lyrical masterpieces
Damn, is that Emonet paintin them lyrical masterpieces again? his rhymes are dank!
Related Words
EMonet emoney emoness emnet emoetry Ebonette egonetics emone Emoner Emonese
A person who is shy but can be very funny always has a small group of friends and is always kind but she is a very friendly outgoing person
Girl: hey did you see emnet today
Girl 2: yeah she’ was laughing over there
Girl: I wonder what funny thing she’s saying today
emnet by Pengu May 10, 2018

emotetry 

trite and overly emotional poetry usually describing heartbreak.
I can't stomach anyone else's emotetry, much less my own.
emotetry by screaminian January 22, 2011
the girls of the emo subculture of todays youth.
girl: "you're so emo."
boy: "yeah well you're an emoette"
emoette by last_letdown October 28, 2007
An emotional boner. Being on such an emotional high that one gets a boner despite a lack of physical activity.
Jennie couldn't help describing her love for John, causing an immediate emoner.
Emoner by Fas109er September 8, 2013
A funny and talented girl who is always alert. She can either be the quietest person in the room or the loudest, no in between. She plays dumb sometimes but is actually very intelligent and most of the time that is overlooked. Emnet is very loyal and loosing her would be a big mistake.
I just met this girl named Emnet, she’s hilarious.
emnet by BoredKid May 12, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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