emonet

Internet that constantly cuts itself.

"Sorry I didn't reply to your e-mail last night, my emonet was acting up."

by Sekuna October 23, 2007

EMonet

a man who has been known to paint lyrical masterpieces

Damn, is that Emonet paintin them lyrical masterpieces again? his rhymes are dank!

by The Keeper of the Moral Highground June 26, 2007

emnet

A person who is shy but can be very funny always has a small group of friends and is always kind but she is a very friendly outgoing person

Girl: hey did you see emnet today
Girl 2: yeah she’ was laughing over there
Girl: I wonder what funny thing she’s saying today

by Pengu May 10, 2018

emotetry

trite and overly emotional poetry usually describing heartbreak.

I can't stomach anyone else's emotetry, much less my own.

by screaminian January 22, 2011

emoette

the girls of the emo subculture of todays youth.

girl: "you're so emo."
boy: "yeah well you're an emoette"

by last_letdown October 28, 2007

Emoner

An emotional boner. Being on such an emotional high that one gets a boner despite a lack of physical activity.

Jennie couldn't help describing her love for John, causing an immediate emoner.

by Fas109er September 8, 2013

emnet

A funny and talented girl who is always alert. She can either be the quietest person in the room or the loudest, no in between. She plays dumb sometimes but is actually very intelligent and most of the time that is overlooked. Emnet is very loyal and loosing her would be a big mistake.

I just met this girl named Emnet, she’s hilarious.

by BoredKid May 12, 2018