Emolution 

the phraze used to describe the recent emo movement in america. Emo-lution is personified by individual males wearing female pants, and write sappy song about their girlfriend dumping them. These songs are ten sung by another or the sme malein a whiney high-pitched voice with detuned guitars and un-rythmic durms.

Sean has joined the Emoluton

Emolution by Alaster fucking adams February 25, 2004

Emolution 

A word to define the recent overpopulation of emo kids. Emo plus Pollution, hence, Emolution. Use of this word generally signifies a great dislike (or jealousy) of the emo population.

"Ugh, I almost can't see through the Emolution - it's worse than the LA smog."

"Johnny, what type of pollution do you think is worst?"
"Water pollution."
"Jane?"
"Air pollution."
"Jack?"
"Emolution."

Emolution by DollfaceSodapop May 1, 2006

Emolution 

evolution of emo's

when jack and max went to downtown,they realised that the Emolution has affected a big part of the teenagers.

Emolution by Crabman =] July 7, 2008

Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Emotional Hit 

When someone takes a HIT of CANNABIS, begins to choke on their HIT, their eyes get watery and it appears they are crying..getting all EMOTIONAL and SHIT

🔥 Ernesto just took an EMOTIONAL HIT.. you can tell because hes coughing with his eyes all watery

Emotional Hit by ClassicRonnie July 28, 2019

exolution 

exolution = exodus + evolution; or

exolution = exodus + revolution; or

exolution = exodus + solution; hence

exolution indicates a movement away from stagnant way of doing business and toward a creative, global, and holistic approach to business.

What we need here is more than a mere solution, more than an evolution--even a revolution is not enough. Let us all plunging out, starting an all-out exolution.

exolution by infomillionaire November 9, 2009

emotionally dating 

A strange place in which a friendship has developed into something more than a friendship yet nothing physical has actually happened. Discussion about this new level of relationship between the couple involved may or may not take place. It is also likely that mutual friends will notice a new intensity in their friendship. It is especially common amongst lesbians where the line between friendship and dating can become blurred.

“We were on the phone for 5 hours last night…”
“You are totally emotionally dating her!”

emotionally dating by marchingstars January 4, 2009