Emoglobin 

n. Physiologically similar to hemoglobin, emoglobin is characteristically considered to be caused by a base-pair mutation in the genotypes of "highly emotional" teens. This mutation generally expresses itself in teen and pre-teen years, which will cause the affected to wear primarily black, dye their hair, and cut themselves.

Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.

Rachel ended up in the hospital last night because her emoglobin got the best of her and she spilled too much out of her wrists.

Emoglobin by Derik October 29, 2006

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019

Hemoglobin 

An oxygen-transporting substance in blood. It's an iron-containing protein in red blood cells that transports oxygen around the body.

1. Vampires suck blood, hemoglobin and all!

2. His blood is chock full o' hemoglobin.

Hemoglobin by Kippiing October 28, 2008

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin! 

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.

"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin! by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

hemoglobin 

The God of everything! He is powerful. Hemoglobin comes down from the top of his trash can in the sky every century, and assumes the form of anything he wants. Recently he came to us in the form of a pigeon. He has touched many in many different ways, often giving powers. Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, The Fantasic Four, Flash, SUPER ALEX and SUPER DINA, and The Green Lantern are a few. Their stories were made up to cover Hemo's tracks. However, there is some truth to them. The spider that bit Spiderman, also Hulk and Superman but wasn't shown, was Hemoglobins involvments. Hemoglobin founded every country ever, except France because French suck. He built every bomb, every gun, made Adam and Eve, built the universe, and before he left us again, he put a part of him in the Mystical Cat Food Bin. So that is the location of where we worship him daily.

Alex~ Do you know the magical powers of Hemoglobin?
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!

Alex~ Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)

hemoglobin by Hemoglobin Messiah January 11, 2008

Hemoglobin Semen Coat 

The result of having sex with a woman on her period.

Damn, I wanted to fuck my wife last night but she was on her period. Wasn’t on the mood for a hemoglobin semen coat.

Hemoglobin Semen Coat by unDURYEAted October 10, 2018

Hemoglobin Lube 

Using period blood as lube.

“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson

Hemoglobin Lube by BUTT0N July 14, 2019