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habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens
What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

Hemoglobin 

An oxygen-transporting substance in blood. It's an iron-containing protein in red blood cells that transports oxygen around the body.
1. Vampires suck blood, hemoglobin and all!

2. His blood is chock full o' hemoglobin.
Hemoglobin by Kippiing October 28, 2008

homoglobin 

The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.

The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.
"Dude, his red blood cells are so gay; I bet they contain homoglobin."

haemoglobin 

haemoglobin is the part of the blood that carries oxygen around the body
"Woah dude check out that haemoglobin"
haemoglobin by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin 

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.
She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin! 

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.
"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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