Damn it!! How the hell does he keep beating me in every video game we play? I demand he gets checked for P.E.T.’s
by unDURYEAted December 27, 2020
When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian
I’m so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles
by unDURYEAted February 02, 2019
Nick: "Bro, why the hell didn't you take that girl home from the party?" party girl
Kevin: "I planned on it until I got a whiff of her chum bucket when she gave me that lap dance. "
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Kevin: "I planned on it until I got a whiff of her chum bucket when she gave me that lap dance. "
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by unDURYEAted March 14, 2016
Nick: "Bro, why the hell didn't you take that girl home from the party?" party girl
Kevin: "I planned on it until I got a whiff of her chum bucket when she gave me that lap dance. "
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Kevin: "I planned on it until I got a whiff of her chum bucket when she gave me that lap dance. "
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by unDURYEAted March 14, 2016
Damn, I wanted to fuck my wife last night but she was on her period. Wasn’t on the mood for a hemoglobin semen coat.
by unDURYEAted October 10, 2018
by unDURYEAted October 11, 2017
Makes me sick that LeBron scored the last 16 points in the 4th quater in that insane comeback. Now I have to go to work tomorrow with LeBronchitis.
by unDURYEAted February 15, 2017