Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.
Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.
A term used for Pepto Bismol
Meagan: my stomach hurts.
Jayson: you need Pink Jesus.
Using period blood as lube.
“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson
Buy a
Hemoglobin Lube
mug!
When you pull your cock out the ass and shove into the pussy.
“I gave that bitch a poopie snatch!” -Jayson
One big giant turd that clearly should have been multiple turds.
Meagan: Where’s the plunger!
Jayson: Why do you need a plunger?
Meagan: I backed up the toilet with my giant uniturd...
Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.
“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson
Buy a
Screen door shit
mug!
When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.
“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson
