Definitions by BUTT0N

Hermufferdink

Being flustered by the quarks of a corporation.

Sometimes I don’t fucking get why Apple does what Apple does, it makes me all hermufferdink!

Hermufferdink by BUTT0N April 4, 2023

Uniturd 

One big giant turd that clearly should have been multiple turds.

Meagan: Where’s the plunger!

Jayson: Why do you need a plunger?
Meagan: I backed up the toilet with my giant uniturd...

Uniturd by BUTT0N March 18, 2021

Screen door shit 

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

Screen door shit by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

Doodie Finger 

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

Doodie Finger by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

Pink Jesus 

A term used for Pepto Bismol

Meagan: my stomach hurts.

Jayson: you need Pink Jesus.

Pink Jesus by BUTT0N September 18, 2019

Hemoglobin Lube 

Using period blood as lube.

“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson

Hemoglobin Lube by BUTT0N July 14, 2019

Poopie Snatch 

When you pull your cock out the ass and shove into the pussy.

“I gave that bitch a poopie snatch!” -Jayson

Poopie Snatch by BUTT0N July 11, 2019