impaled

The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.

Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.

Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.

Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!

by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016

Impaled

Laid, banged, lucky

Ohhhh, guess who's getting impaled tonight

by Olg@ September 23, 2016

impaled

To caues a point object to go into or through someone or somthing.

I can imagine myself impaled through thouse oversized horns of his.

by cool and hot August 4, 2016

Impaled

A funny way of saying someone has been stabbed by a sharp object.

"Oh look at that. I've been Impaled. Hehehe."

by Jman6540 November 10, 2021

Impaled

1.
transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
2.display (a coat of arms) side by side with another on the same the same shield, separated by a vertical line.

The impaled arms of her cousin

by Whostolmahcake November 21, 2021

Impaled Northern Moonforest

The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!

"Satan smiles... AGAIN!"

by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004

Impaled extra service masseuse

A extra services masseuses get impaled through there necks blood pissing out of the whores necks is hilarious all extra service masseuses need to be impaled through there necks they are whores blood would piss from there mouths and necks

Impale the lot of extra service masseuses through there necks and the blood will piss out impaled masseuse is hilarious impaled extra service masseuse is the awesomeness of laughs

by Gimegame January 2, 2025