Emaculent
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ejaculectomy
A sexual encounter (or series thereof) so profoundly intense that one is left completely drained and totally disabled sexually for a significant period of time. One must "recover" from an ejaculectomy in much the same way as one would "recover" from a surgical procedure.
"She performed an ejaculectomy on me last Saturday night, after which I spent 2 days in the ICU. I'm just starting to eat solid foods again."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
ejaculectomy by Trippstadt September 21, 2009
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emocument
the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.
Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary
And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary
And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
emocument by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005
Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant
After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant
Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant by D1EN0M1TE July 7, 2009
Ejaculantern
Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.
Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?
A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.
A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.
Ejaculantern by J. J. Abrams May 10, 2009
eMACulate chorus
When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.
eMACulate chorus by Jaywalks February 24, 2010