ejaculection 

Blowing up your political career because of sexual misbehavior.

Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.

He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.

ejaculection by euphemismo November 23, 2011

premature ejaculection 

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

premature ejaculection by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011

Premature Ejaculection 

Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.

Trump had a premature ejaculection the moment the polls closed in Pennsylvania at 8pm.

Premature Ejaculection by ZowieZ November 2, 2020

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017

ejaculectomy 

A sexual encounter (or series thereof) so profoundly intense that one is left completely drained and totally disabled sexually for a significant period of time. One must "recover" from an ejaculectomy in much the same way as one would "recover" from a surgical procedure.

"She performed an ejaculectomy on me last Saturday night, after which I spent 2 days in the ICU. I'm just starting to eat solid foods again."

"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"

"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."

"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."

ejaculectomy by Trippstadt September 21, 2009

post mature ejaculation 

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

post mature ejaculation by brazzee September 5, 2010