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ejaculant by Ben Webster March 4, 2004
Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant
After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant
Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant by D1EN0M1TE July 7, 2009
Eye ejaculant
The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.
Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.
Eye ejaculant by Headyesq October 13, 2017
Ejaculation salt
The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019
Ejacufaint
When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.
The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.
Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!
Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!
Ejacufaint by YGproductions July 10, 2016
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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