emocument 

the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.

Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary

And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel

"Emocument! Emocument! Emocument!!!"

"Where is karen? she needs to be emocumenting!!"

emocument by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005

emocentric 

a combination of "emo" and "egocentric".
The feeling that nobody else is suffering quite as bad as you are.

Oh, you poor thing. You got a B on your paper. You're really suffering. stop being so emocentric.

emocentric by Ashara December 5, 2004

Shinji Ikari Emoment

Sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! Staring at ceilings wondering why you're here!

That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!

Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!

Friend 1:

I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"

Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!

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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!

Shinji Ikari Emoment by SunSetSphinx August 17, 2011

emocunt

the word you use to describe someone who is both emo and a cunt.

'oi emocunt, give me back my razorblades and go buy your own!'

emocunt by thebrucesexconspiracy February 14, 2006

Emolument

Emolument is what happens when your clothes become so drenched in perspiration and or precipitation that they merge and become indistinguishable from your body. Often used by visitors to tropical climates or places like Miami in June. Used in Hollywood when a witch or a vampire dies and their body melts from within and merges outward with their clothing forming a smoldering pile on the floor.

June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.

#1 Security where the hell can I find some air conditioning as my clothes are about to emolument to my body.
#2 After Dorthy dumped a bucket of water on the Wicked Witch, her clothes and skin emolumented into a heap on the floor.

Emolument by Dr Kairos October 21, 2019

emocentric 

e•mo•cen•tric |eem'oh'sentrik|
adjective
thinking only of one's own sadness, without regard for the feelings or desires of others and being whiny and totally gay; self-centered : their emocentric tendencies prevented everyone from having a non-gay evening.

noun
an emocentric person.

DERIVATIVES
emocentrically |-(uh)lee| adverb
emocentricity |-sen'trisitee| noun
emocentrism |-sentriz'm| noun

ORIGIN late 20th cent.: from emo (a terrible genre of the worst music ever recorded that only chicks and fags listen to), on the pattern of words such as geocentric.

Their emocentric tendencies prevented everyone from having a non-gay evening.

emocentric by Marc Yelloz December 28, 2005

emoment 

"Emo Moment"

A point in time where an individual engages in whining, complaining, or otherwise self-pitying behavior around others, usually in search of pity.

Emo is a style of softcore pseudo-punk music usually stereotyped as "whiny" and often features singers complaining about their bad love lives and the unfairness of life in general.

Jan had a total emoment on her Livejournal when she started up all that drama about how her boyfriend broke up with her over the Frodo/Aragorn slash forums.

emoment by Gabriel Korrigan October 15, 2004