Elsewhen 

An unspecified period of time that is different to a current or stated time, usually referring to the future.

Tom: Hey, isn't Nathan supposed to be down here in a minute?

Brad: Nah... He told me he was arriving elsewhen.

Elsewhen by RyanIsle October 22, 2008

Elsewhere 

A version of the afterlife in the brillant novel written by Gabrielle Zevin by the same title. In Elsewhere you age backwards from the time you died until you become an infant again and are reborn. Elsewhere is much the same as life on Earth, you have to have a job so you have money to spend. You can watch people who are still alive though binoculars on the observation deck. The living can send you mail via bottles thrown into the sea. In fact, communication between the living and dead involves water...but I don't want to give too much away in case you haven't yet read the novel.

There are no supernatural beings in this version of the after life but there is Marilyn Monroe and Picasso; as well as some very colorful characters.

Elsewhere is a warm and sunny afterlife with plently of wonderful beaches.

Elsewhere by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Elsewhere 

Somewhere else; in a different place.

Bob's Discount Wrenches has decent deals, but, if I search thoroughly, I can probably find lower prices elsewhere.

Elsewhere by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

elsewhere 

Code word for an incompetent doctor or medical facility.

Her shitty boob-job was done "elsewhere".

(note: when uttering this word in the manner as described above, it is imperative that one always remember to use "air quotes").

elsewhere by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek August 27, 2003

We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow 

Sorry buddy I’m a flaky mcflakeflake but like we still homies.

Me: football tomorrow

Rickey: Fasho

…
Rickey: We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow by ARealNiqqa October 16, 2021

Rather Be Elsewher 

A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)

Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face

Rather Be Elsewher by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Take your corgis elsewhere 

Please leave it alone the world doesn't revolve around you, its time to listen to some Ariana Grande.

life doesnt revolve around you can you take your corgis elsewhere

Take your corgis elsewhere by alwaystrusty December 2, 2023