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The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.
Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.
by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018
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SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!
girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*
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well when deciding if you should do anal a man wants to whoa a lady. He will usually say something like "You want to get down spicy chick?" this was popular back in the early 1950
Hey you ready ready yet spicy chick?
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This is a simple acronym usually coming from perverts, dudes, and more dudes. This means big gigantic dick.
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A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)
Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face
by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018
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