Elsewhere 

A version of the afterlife in the brillant novel written by Gabrielle Zevin by the same title. In Elsewhere you age backwards from the time you died until you become an infant again and are reborn. Elsewhere is much the same as life on Earth, you have to have a job so you have money to spend. You can watch people who are still alive though binoculars on the observation deck. The living can send you mail via bottles thrown into the sea. In fact, communication between the living and dead involves water...but I don't want to give too much away in case you haven't yet read the novel.

There are no supernatural beings in this version of the after life but there is Marilyn Monroe and Picasso; as well as some very colorful characters.

Elsewhere is a warm and sunny afterlife with plently of wonderful beaches.

Elsewhere by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Elsewhere 

Somewhere else; in a different place.

Bob's Discount Wrenches has decent deals, but, if I search thoroughly, I can probably find lower prices elsewhere.

Elsewhere by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

elsewhere 

Code word for an incompetent doctor or medical facility.

Her shitty boob-job was done "elsewhere".

(note: when uttering this word in the manner as described above, it is imperative that one always remember to use "air quotes").

elsewhere by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek August 27, 2003

We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow 

Sorry buddy I’m a flaky mcflakeflake but like we still homies.

Me: football tomorrow

Rickey: Fasho

…
Rickey: We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow by ARealNiqqa October 16, 2021

Take your corgis elsewhere 

Please leave it alone the world doesn't revolve around you, its time to listen to some Ariana Grande.

life doesnt revolve around you can you take your corgis elsewhere

Take your corgis elsewhere by alwaystrusty December 2, 2023

Elsewhen 

An unspecified period of time that is different to a current or stated time, usually referring to the future.

Tom: Hey, isn't Nathan supposed to be down here in a minute?

Brad: Nah... He told me he was arriving elsewhen.

Elsewhen by RyanIsle October 22, 2008

elseware 

the software you're using or writing while you're supposed to be doing something else

you working on that new update to the website?
nah, i'm banging out elseware to sneak my pr0n through the firewall
shweet

elseware by groggyjava April 25, 2008