easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

wasterbate

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Nasterbate

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

rasterbate

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.

He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.

by phanna August 1, 2005

Exasperbated

verb

To irritate or provoke to a high degree through the use of masturbation.

1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.

2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.

by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011

masterbate

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022