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Fedor Emelianenko 

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Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko is a Russian Mixed Martial Artist who currently competes in the heavyweight division of Affliction Entertainment/M1 Global's MMA promotion, Affliction. He holds notable wins over Mirko Cro Cop, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Mark Coleman, Kevin Randleman, Ricardo Arona, Andrei Arlovski, Tim Slyvia, Mark Hunt and is known for his "NON HUMAN" style of fighting. Emelianenko's only loss on his 30 - 1 record came via doctor stoppage due to a cut right by his eye in which the doctor felt he could not continue. Since it was a tournaments finals a winner needed to be declared. Fedor then avenged his loss 5 years later by defeating Tsuyoshi Kohsaka via TKO. Although Emelianenko posseses a dangerous grappling background in Sambo/Judo he also carries that "one hit knockout power" in his right hand. To sum it up Fedor is not human, he is a machine, he is an experiment by members of the Soviet Union and eventually escaped to mark his name in history. No one will ever defeat this man, unless Jesus Christ himself decides to join in on the heavyweight division of an MMA promotion. He will crush any heavyweight in any organization, yes including the UFC. Dana White knows this better than I do.
Roadie: Yo niggah, Brock Lesnar handed Frank Mir the beating of his life!

Frost: Ofcourse he did, Mir is no Fedor, wait till' they match him up against a true Martial Artist like Fedor and then we'll see how that cocky WWE wrestler is after his dreams get shattered at the hands of The Last Emperor.

Roadie: Relax man, why do u take it to the heart?

(Fedor Emelianenko then walks in the room and pulls Roadies soul out his fuckin' spine).
Fedor Emelianenko by KENPO310 July 18, 2009
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ekelias

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Can be used as both a verb and a subject.

To rant about the behavior of people in your Twitter timeline without mentioning any specific names. This can be quite effective in fueling a shitstorm. The ekeliasing person, on the other hand, can always argue that he referred to someone entirely else, asking why the ekeliased person thought he was the target.

Ekeliasing is the art of feeding a troll army.
That ekelias you pulled was actually quite excellent.

I ekeliased @SomePerson yesterday but he didn't get it and just kept on *topic of the rant*.
ekelias by EkeliasedPerson April 10, 2011

emeliano 

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A fucking duschbag who should kill himself
You're being such an Emeliano right now.
emeliano by Chasse June 28, 2017

evelian 

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Someone who is like really really really really really really really really really really really really really gay or something, I'm not sure. I've heard gay and I've heard "loves puppies" and "has a weird shaped forehead", you really can go either way if you want to.
evelian is such an evelian
evelian by notevelian January 6, 2005

eeliana 

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A powerful, intelligent, devine, woman who is fearless.
Wow, it’s Eeliana.
eeliana by Elliemae November 2, 2021

eeliana 

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An intelligent, powerful, devine woman who is fearless.
Wow, it’s Eeliana
eeliana by Elliemae November 2, 2021
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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