Skip to main content

Ekelian

The most cute and the sweetest guy you will ever know.you won't be able to stop thinking about him ever
Ekelian
by Wat.is.up. December 25, 2019
mugGet the Ekelian mug.

Fedor Emelianenko

Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko is a Russian Mixed Martial Artist who currently competes in the heavyweight division of Affliction Entertainment/M1 Global's MMA promotion, Affliction. He holds notable wins over Mirko Cro Cop, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Mark Coleman, Kevin Randleman, Ricardo Arona, Andrei Arlovski, Tim Slyvia, Mark Hunt and is known for his "NON HUMAN" style of fighting. Emelianenko's only loss on his 30 - 1 record came via doctor stoppage due to a cut right by his eye in which the doctor felt he could not continue. Since it was a tournaments finals a winner needed to be declared. Fedor then avenged his loss 5 years later by defeating Tsuyoshi Kohsaka via TKO. Although Emelianenko posseses a dangerous grappling background in Sambo/Judo he also carries that "one hit knockout power" in his right hand. To sum it up Fedor is not human, he is a machine, he is an experiment by members of the Soviet Union and eventually escaped to mark his name in history. No one will ever defeat this man, unless Jesus Christ himself decides to join in on the heavyweight division of an MMA promotion. He will crush any heavyweight in any organization, yes including the UFC. Dana White knows this better than I do.
Roadie: Yo niggah, Brock Lesnar handed Frank Mir the beating of his life!

Frost: Ofcourse he did, Mir is no Fedor, wait till' they match him up against a true Martial Artist like Fedor and then we'll see how that cocky WWE wrestler is after his dreams get shattered at the hands of The Last Emperor.

Roadie: Relax man, why do u take it to the heart?

(Fedor Emelianenko then walks in the room and pulls Roadies soul out his fuckin' spine).
by KENPO310 July 18, 2009
mugGet the Fedor Emelianenko mug.
Related Words

ekelias

Can be used as both a verb and a subject.

To rant about the behavior of people in your Twitter timeline without mentioning any specific names. This can be quite effective in fueling a shitstorm. The ekeliasing person, on the other hand, can always argue that he referred to someone entirely else, asking why the ekeliased person thought he was the target.

Ekeliasing is the art of feeding a troll army.
That ekelias you pulled was actually quite excellent.

I ekeliased @SomePerson yesterday but he didn't get it and just kept on *topic of the rant*.
by EkeliasedPerson April 10, 2011
mugGet the ekelias mug.

emeliano

A fucking duschbag who should kill himself
You're being such an Emeliano right now.
by Chasse June 28, 2017
mugGet the emeliano mug.

evelian

Someone who is like really really really really really really really really really really really really really gay or something, I'm not sure. I've heard gay and I've heard "loves puppies" and "has a weird shaped forehead", you really can go either way if you want to.
evelian is such an evelian
by notevelian January 6, 2005
mugGet the evelian mug.

eeliana

A powerful, intelligent, devine, woman who is fearless.
Wow, it’s Eeliana.
by Elliemae November 2, 2021
mugGet the eeliana mug.

eeliana

An intelligent, powerful, devine woman who is fearless.
Wow, it’s Eeliana
by Elliemae November 2, 2021
mugGet the eeliana mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email