emeliano 

A fucking duschbag who should kill himself

You're being such an Emeliano right now.

emeliano by Chasse June 28, 2017

Emiliano 

Emiliano is one hell of a guy. He might be a bit of a dick to people he doesnt personally know, but if you get to know him personally, you will easily fall in love with him. he is amazingly smart, sporty and always outgoing! You are extremely lucky if you know an Emiliano :)

A: "Dude, did you talk to Emiliano today?"
B: "Yea he was so nice! I love him <3"

Emiliano by luciester September 15, 2011

Emiliano 

Emiliano is always there for you. He asks what's wrong with you if he sees someone sad. When you hear his voice you want to keep hearing it..and you cant stop hearing it. He likes it when his girlfriend calls him daddy. He is always there for you and always helps you at every problem you have. He is a hero. He is also VERY attractive.

Hey girl how are you and Emiliano.
He means the world to me.

I love you emiliano <3

Emiliano by GeekyGirl^-^ May 31, 2017

Emiliano 

Emiliano is the mexican version of a Chad. He's so cool and he's loaded. You'd think he would go to public school but he's too cool for that. All the ladies love Emil. His smile can be seen from a smile away. His dad makes delicious food as well. He is just simply epic.

"who is that boy with all the girls drooling over him?"
"oh that's Emiliano!"

Emiliano by humongus_chungus March 12, 2019

emiliano 

Emiliano is the best guy ever. I couldn't have asked for a better guy than him, he's everything ive ever wanted. He's cute, funny, sweet, kind, loving, respectful, and soooo good looking 😍 i can't even explain how in love I am with him, inside and out. Ive never looked at another guy the way i look at him. Everytime I see him, i feel at peace because I know hes near me. Whenever im hugging him or smell him, I feel soo safe. I feel like nothing could ever harm me because I have him. Its the best feeling in the world when I get to hug and kiss him. I've never been more grateful to have someone like this in my life. He's my everything, my baby, mi happiness, my future husband, my bestfriend, and the reason I smile. I want to spend the rest of my life with him ❤ I can't wait until the day I get to call him my husband and tell him that we're having a baby, I can't wait to give him that joy in life. My heart melts at even the thought of him or the mention of his name. His kisses are the best, they always make me feel better. Whenever im with him, i feel sooo happy. Hes the perfect guy for me. He's the guy i'm going to marry some day ♥ Can't wait till you see this either baby 😙

Fernando: Emiliano is soo hot!
Me: I knoow right 👅

emiliano by Emiliano's future wife May 10, 2019

Fedor Emelianenko 

Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko is a Russian Mixed Martial Artist who currently competes in the heavyweight division of Affliction Entertainment/M1 Global's MMA promotion, Affliction. He holds notable wins over Mirko Cro Cop, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Mark Coleman, Kevin Randleman, Ricardo Arona, Andrei Arlovski, Tim Slyvia, Mark Hunt and is known for his "NON HUMAN" style of fighting. Emelianenko's only loss on his 30 - 1 record came via doctor stoppage due to a cut right by his eye in which the doctor felt he could not continue. Since it was a tournaments finals a winner needed to be declared. Fedor then avenged his loss 5 years later by defeating Tsuyoshi Kohsaka via TKO. Although Emelianenko posseses a dangerous grappling background in Sambo/Judo he also carries that "one hit knockout power" in his right hand. To sum it up Fedor is not human, he is a machine, he is an experiment by members of the Soviet Union and eventually escaped to mark his name in history. No one will ever defeat this man, unless Jesus Christ himself decides to join in on the heavyweight division of an MMA promotion. He will crush any heavyweight in any organization, yes including the UFC. Dana White knows this better than I do.

Roadie: Yo niggah, Brock Lesnar handed Frank Mir the beating of his life!

Frost: Ofcourse he did, Mir is no Fedor, wait till' they match him up against a true Martial Artist like Fedor and then we'll see how that cocky WWE wrestler is after his dreams get shattered at the hands of The Last Emperor.

Roadie: Relax man, why do u take it to the heart?

(Fedor Emelianenko then walks in the room and pulls Roadies soul out his fuckin' spine).

Fedor Emelianenko by KENPO310 July 18, 2009

Emiliano 

A good looking individual.

Emiliano is so sexy!

Emiliano by Loading... Loading... Loading. December 12, 2018