EJACULEPTIC
EJACULEPTIC by fishsniffer March 16, 2011
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Ejaculeptic
My girlfriend thinks I'm just an asshole for falling asleep after sex, she doesn't understand that I am an ejaculeptic.
Ejaculeptic by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016
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Ejaculeptic spasm
Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating
Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night
Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!
Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!
Ejaculeptic spasm by gooningballbag August 17, 2024
ejaculistic pencisiliation
to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal
Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.
ejaculistic pencisiliation by Wonderbra April 14, 2003
premature ejaculection
Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
premature ejaculection by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011
ejaculection
Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
ejaculection by euphemismo November 23, 2011
epauleptic
Longing for the glorious look of bygone hussars the city people went positively spastic when epauleptic jackets hit the malls, losing the only battle they would ever have to fight, the one for self control.
epauleptic by MrSpidermango February 13, 2013
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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