Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jackhammer33again

Ejaculepsy

Noun. A condition characterized by an extreme tendacy to fall asleep right after one ejaculates.

My girlfriend is mad at me for falling asleep after sex but it's not my fault. It's just my ejaculepsy acting up.

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My girlfriend thinks I'm just an asshole for falling asleep after sex, she doesn't understand that I am an ejaculeptic.

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Noun. The female version of ejaculepsy, where a male individual falls asleep right after ejaculating.

I think my girl has orgasmalepsy, right after we hit it, that bitch is out!

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Noun. A female who falls asleep right after sex. Also see Orgasmalepsy. For the male version, see Ejaculeptic and Ejaculepsy.

I think my girlfriend is a Orgasmaleptic, right after we hit it, her ass is out cold!

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