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trumpopotamus

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus
The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus
by euphemismo March 1, 2019
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digitocracy

The devolution of a government from democracy to Trumpism via online social media misinformation. Once in place the leader of the Digitocracy rules primarily by tweet-storms.
With the help of the Russians, Trump defeated Clinton to become the first head of a digitocracy.
by euphemismo December 23, 2018
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ejaculection

Blowing up your political career because of sexual misbehavior.
Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.

He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
by euphemismo November 23, 2011
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surge protectors

Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.
Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.
by euphemismo January 22, 2007
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Boggles the Mind

An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.
It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.

Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.

It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.

It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
by euphemismo September 6, 2016
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Chicken Crap

Chicken Crap is what you get when you’re not allowed to say Chicken Shit
2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.

Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
by euphemismo December 5, 2010
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barr stool

A lying pile of shit

The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
by euphemismo May 3, 2019
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