So our Congress sucks. I'm just one fucking guy, do you think I can do anything about it?
So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?
I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.
Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?
I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.
Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
by euphemismo November 28, 2010
Get the one fucking guy mug.Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.
by euphemismo January 18, 2008
Get the prematurely ejaculated mug.Boy did I pull a Boehner when I called in to Slanthead and said members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Shits. I meant to say, “Members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Craps.”
by euphemismo December 05, 2010
Get the Boehner mug.somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes
by euphemismo August 19, 2006
Get the missed cut mug.The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”
Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”
Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”
Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”
Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
by euphemismo June 17, 2011
Get the In the Book of Mormon mug.A lying pile of shit
The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
by euphemismo May 03, 2019
Get the barr stool mug.2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.
Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
by euphemismo December 05, 2010
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