unclearable

Being a person who cannot be cleared to receive a permanent security clearance to receive classified government information.
Trump's son-in-law is unclearable because he has a billion dollars in debts and has tried to enrich himself by dealing with the Russian oligarchs, including an ambassador.

Trump is unclearable because he likes golden showers from Russian whores.
by euphemismo February 24, 2018
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trumpopotamus

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus
The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus
by euphemismo March 02, 2019
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In the Book of Mormon

The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon

Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”

Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”

Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
by euphemismo June 17, 2011
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armadildo

A religious fanatic who believes the world is about to end in armageddon.
Q. What's with that guy dragging the cross around?
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.
by euphemismo October 29, 2011
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clownburst

a cloudburst of bad judgment, usually by someone well-known.
The epic clownburst of 2009 had to be Tiger Woods' infidelity which looks like it will cost him his marriage and about $100 mil in yearly endorsements.

But there were other clownbursts of note in 2009, like Governor Mark Sanford hiking the Applachian Trail down in South America, and the Balloon Boy parents trying to gain fame by faking their son's disappearance.
by euphemismo January 04, 2010
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maskiness

Displaying a face-covering for show, while not actually helping prevent the spread of Covid-19.
There’s Trump going off on his maskiness again, hanging it from his ear.
by euphemismo October 23, 2020
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barr stool

A lying pile of shit

The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
by euphemismo May 03, 2019
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