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Ejaculatory 

when something is so cool it makes you want to ejaculate
"oh that tatoo is ejaculatory!"
Ejaculatory by ElEcTrOmIcK April 6, 2008
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Ejaculatory Manifestation 

To summon evil demons to blow their demonic load on your face.
" Yo this weekend....Ejaculatory Manifestation time!"
' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"

ejaculatory inevitability 

The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.
Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.

ejaculatory therapist 

A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.
Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!

ejaculatory substance 

Substance produced from masturbation, known as cum.
He produces a lot ejaculatory substances when we have sex.

ejaculatory inevitability 

The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.
"I was railing Anna last night when she mentioned Battlestar Galactica. I immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face."

ejaculatory juice 

what comes out during an orgasm
friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"
ejaculatory juice by keggs December 28, 2005
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