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Ahh Edexcel, short for Edexhell, simply put they are the exam board that hell didn't want. Stay clear away from their qualifications and exam papers, they will f**k up your future, their incompetent examiners literally take a large sh*t on your exam paper and screw you over without protection. As they're misreable sad no-lifers who have to pick on Comprehensive School kids in order to feel big and strong, cause they can't get laid at night.

If you have this exam board may God help you. All you are to them is Candidate 3945, another victim to the system.
"jchezzz man is vexxed still, big man ting how can man get a C, naahhhh Edexcel is dizzy fam!"
Edexcel by RobotWizard November 21, 2016
To only like Evans.
She came out of the closet as evexual. She only likes Evans.
Evexual by TheGrandma March 17, 2020
The UK exam board that will fuck up your future fo' sho'

They get 'tards to do the marking and are just general wankers.
uhh... a C ...... fucking Edexcel.

they gonna get some vengance on they arse.
Edexcel by caffie. January 22, 2008

Edexcel P1 Physics Exam 

Well well well, the Edexcel P1 Physics Exam 2016 was a mystical exam paper sat by GCSE students who all felt the shattering pain and emotion of twenty or so hours of revision of Hershel and Ritter's experiments along with the Electromagnetic Spectrum, only to find that the first question to come up is about a pathetic petrol generator. Just to add petrol to the fire (see what I did there) Edexcel decide to throw in a cheeky induction question which in later life, is going to be about as useful as a waterproof bathsponge.

But you may be thinking, Edexcel surely you have stopped there, surely you cannot emotionally deplete us and make us feel like a single celled organism with no brain (I revised Biology well). Oh no! Just for good measure, Edexcel decide to take a steaming dump on our result, throwing in a question about Ions. Which is again about as useful as a submarine in the sahara.

Essentially, the Physics exam is the bastard lovechild of the Maths Exam, which Edexcel decide to sweetly position immediately after the Physics exam, to essentially ruin our lives. I would like to congratulate anybody who thought that they found this exam easy.
What was that Edexcel P1 Physics Exam?

edventurer

(n) 1. One who seeks knowledge through unusual or exciting experiences. 2. A student at the University of Hawaii at Hilo.
As an active edventurer, Sunny dove into the ocean, grid in hand, to collect data about the coral at Honaunau Bay.
edventurer by gohilo September 3, 2010

xfake edgex 

A girl/boy who pretends not to do drugs, smoke, drink alcohol, or fuck everyone in sight to seem cool. Mainly is a scene kid who transformed into a 'hxc' kid since they realized the scene trend is over. They hangout in malls, skate in public places and hangout in downtown areas. (Ex: Clematis, Rays Downtown Blues, The Underground, Backbooth, Backbone, Revolution, Dogpound, Culture Room, or Talent Farm) They listen to Minor Threat, Youth of Today, Over My Dead Body, Ten Yard Fight. Drinks beer one night and decides to be edge the next night since they're "finally growing up". They also support the local scene and spread a positive message since '06. They also enjoy organzing kick ass local shows if they get out of their AA class early enough, shhhh!
xRebeccax is a 15 year old xfake edgex, true till 21!

"Sean is straight edge: Going to see xbishopx tonightz! going to wear my xbishopx hoodie so I look like a fuckin tool! NEWJACK4L~~~~~**"

"xIWILLNOTBACKDOWNx: shit, who the fuck is low cool?"
xfake edgex by looseyourcool March 12, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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