Edexcel

Ahh Edexcel, short for Edexhell, simply put they are the exam board that hell didn't want. Stay clear away from their qualifications and exam papers, they will f**k up your future, their incompetent examiners literally take a large sh*t on your exam paper and screw you over without protection. As they're misreable sad no-lifers who have to pick on Comprehensive School kids in order to feel big and strong, cause they can't get laid at night.

If you have this exam board may God help you. All you are to them is Candidate 3945, another victim to the system.

"jchezzz man is vexxed still, big man ting how can man get a C, naahhhh Edexcel is dizzy fam!"

Edexcel by RobotWizard November 21, 2016

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Edexcel

The UK exam board that will fuck up your future fo' sho'

They get 'tards to do the marking and are just general wankers.

uhh... a C ...... fucking Edexcel.

they gonna get some vengance on they arse.

Edexcel by caffie. January 22, 2008

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Edexcel • Edexcel P1 Physics Exam • Erexcellent

Edexcel P1 Physics Exam

Well well well, the Edexcel P1 Physics Exam 2016 was a mystical exam paper sat by GCSE students who all felt the shattering pain and emotion of twenty or so hours of revision of Hershel and Ritter's experiments along with the Electromagnetic Spectrum, only to find that the first question to come up is about a pathetic petrol generator. Just to add petrol to the fire (see what I did there) Edexcel decide to throw in a cheeky induction question which in later life, is going to be about as useful as a waterproof bathsponge.

But you may be thinking, Edexcel surely you have stopped there, surely you cannot emotionally deplete us and make us feel like a single celled organism with no brain (I revised Biology well). Oh no! Just for good measure, Edexcel decide to take a steaming dump on our result, throwing in a question about Ions. Which is again about as useful as a submarine in the sahara.

Essentially, the Physics exam is the bastard lovechild of the Maths Exam, which Edexcel decide to sweetly position immediately after the Physics exam, to essentially ruin our lives. I would like to congratulate anybody who thought that they found this exam easy.

What was that Edexcel P1 Physics Exam?

Edexcel P1 Physics Exam by rantingmadting May 25, 2016

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Erexcellent

Erexcellent

When an item or moment is so excellent in design or conceit it inspires an erection.

" How does it feel to be Prime Minister?"

- "Erexcellent."

"I say blud, how are you finding your new luxury yacht?"

- "Mmmm erexcellent, thanks."

Erexcellent by Reguez June 21, 2016

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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