Evexual

To only like Evans.

She came out of the closet as evexual. She only likes Evans.

Evexual by TheGrandma March 17, 2020

eSexual 

Somebody who constantly masturbates to internet pornography, but has little or no interest in actual sexual relationships. Could be seen as asexual in real life.

girl: yeah, he's kinda cute, but i think he might be gay or something. he never even flirts.

guy: no, he's not gay. he's constantly talking about porn. he's just eSexual.

eSexual by vaguefaith August 9, 2010

esexual 

Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.

That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.

The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself

esexual by Four Twenty September 24, 2006

Esexual 

Having sex with a nine year old
Raping at nine years old
Having sex with your family members
Raping a nine years old

Having an attraction to raping nine years old your family and having sex with nine years old Esexual

Esexual by David right March 31, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019