Edupulate 

(Verb) to edupulate means to manipulate people through an education system or educational material

Example 1: Our teachers are constantly trying to edupulate students to get them to believe getting a university degree guarantees their future financial freedom.

2. Don’t try to edupulate me! I know your agenda!

Edupulate by Cyrus - Whisperboy.com January 21, 2023

edumucate 

give an edumucation to

My teacher said he'll edumucate me on how to use a computer.

Let's get a good edumucation.

I've been edumucated quite well.

edumucate by deepspace10 January 16, 2011

Premature Edumpulation 

When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation

Hey man what happened with you and Mary?

OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!

Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?

NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me

Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.

Premature Edumpulation by Proper Modulation October 20, 2016

emopulate 

To emotionally manipulate another person to say things or perform actions beneficial to the manipulator that the victim, knowingly or inadvertently, would not have said or done otherwise.

Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.

"Well, since you don't want to go out with me this weekend, I'll just shop alone. Don't worry, I'm okay with it."

"Don't emopulate me."

emopulate by gregsan October 9, 2011

Edropulate 

A euphamism for going to the bathroom to do number 2.

"Pardon me, I had fiber cereal today, and now I'm getting the urge to edropulate."

"I was petrified. I thought I would edropulate myself after that horror movie."

Edropulate by pseuzieq April 13, 2009

Ejumpulate

Jumping while ejaculating to achieve a higher arc or spray.

Ejumpulate: to blast a mighty blast of ejaculate high into the air by jumping simultaneously to climax.

He shot the cieling with a mighty ejumpulation.

"Well, sit down and let me tell you about the art of ejumpulating." "How did it get on the cieling?!"

Ejumpulate by Bloodrocutor September 20, 2015

over educumated 

A derogatory term typically used by an insecure, low achieving person to insult another person's education and achievements related to said education.

You are just too over educumated to understand what I am saying.

I don't need to be over educumated to understand that.

over educumated by UbugME November 9, 2010