Edropulate

A euphamism for going to the bathroom to do number 2.

"Pardon me, I had fiber cereal today, and now I'm getting the urge to edropulate."

"I was petrified. I thought I would edropulate myself after that horror movie."

by pseuzieq April 13, 2009

emopulate

To emotionally manipulate another person to say things or perform actions beneficial to the manipulator that the victim, knowingly or inadvertently, would not have said or done otherwise.

Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.

"Well, since you don't want to go out with me this weekend, I'll just shop alone. Don't worry, I'm okay with it."

"Don't emopulate me."

by gregsan October 9, 2011

Edraculate

A role-playing sexual scenario in which the subject orgasms upon being bitten on the neck by a vampire.

Origin: Ejaculate + Dracula

My girlfriend totally loved it last night when I put in some fake fangs and started biting her neck really hard. Made her totally edraculate! Talk about a wicked hickie, she's gonna have to cover that thing up for weeks!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 17, 2016

Dropulate

Verb: (drah-pew-late)

The formation of a droplet of liquid once it hits a solid surface and becomes dome shaped.

Hey Zeb the rain has begun to dropulate on our windshield.

by Mikewhite101 February 19, 2019

Edupulate

(Verb) to edupulate means to manipulate people through an education system or educational material

Example 1: Our teachers are constantly trying to edupulate students to get them to believe getting a university degree guarantees their future financial freedom.

2. Don’t try to edupulate me! I know your agenda!

by Cyrus - Whisperboy.com January 21, 2023

Ecrapulate

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.

William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."

by Cockman, Defender of Vulgarity October 16, 2008

Ecrapulate

When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.

"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"

by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014