Esapulate

verb; The discharge of emotional sendimental yummy goodness that occurs when the heart is physically stimulated via excessive penetration of the emotional barrier in the fourth chamber of the heart (same chamber that sends blood to the love sword down stairs)

James had a bad day at work, but when he came home to his naked loving wife who had made him a 3 course dinner he could not help but to esappulate all over her.

Chad brought roses home to Madison, madison could help but esapulate all over chad

(Eee-Sapp-you-late)

by Esapulate May 31, 2018

Celestial Ejaculate

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

Ejaculate and Evacuate

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

espumate

1.Disappear

2.Get Away

Often used by hispanics

1. "Espumate Ese!"

2."Ey fool espumate before you get hit"

by gmsman6 December 20, 2010

Rage Ejaculate

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

by spigetfinners November 20, 2017

Ejaculater

A form of saying goodbye when your coming.

Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.

by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015