emopulate 

To emotionally manipulate another person to say things or perform actions beneficial to the manipulator that the victim, knowingly or inadvertently, would not have said or done otherwise.

Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.

"Well, since you don't want to go out with me this weekend, I'll just shop alone. Don't worry, I'm okay with it."

"Don't emopulate me."

emopulate by gregsan October 9, 2011

Emoplation 

Noun. A frustrating yet amusing moment when a person of a younger and hipper generation tries to explain to an adult what "emo" is. Usually occurs when two teenagers are having a conversation and a nosy parent is listening in.

Teenager A: HAHAHA you're so emo.
Teenager B: What the hell? No I'm not!
Nosy Parent: What in the world is emo?
Teenager B: Uhoh, looks like we owe her an emoplation.
Teenager A: *starts explaining to the adult what Emo means*

Emoplation by TheVogueMafia January 7, 2008

emulate 

to imitate, to strive to equal

mike tried to emulate spider-man, now hes dead :)

emulate by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

Emagulate 

To ejactulate while eating apple jacks and massaging your testicles with orangutan's cheeks while twisting your nipples counter clockwise with piranhas latched on to your buttocks.

The dirty old man would emagulate himself roughly.

Emagulate by LongJohnnyRocket/SunnySparkle January 4, 2011

Emokulate 

/iˈmäkyəlit/ adj., n.

e - mok - u - late

1. To be perfect in every way and without flaw; beyond immaculate (adj.)
2. The ultimate, optimal, or maximum result; above the given scale of success (adj.)
3. Proper description of one who looks astounding in a bow-tie (n.)

1. This red velvet cake is so delicious--combined with the creamed cheese icing, it is simply emokulate.

2. Young Sam has performed at emokulate levels on his IQ test. We are considering him for early entry into Havard University, with a full scholarship to Harvard, and then to the business school, school of law, or school of medicine; whichever he prefers.

3. James is definitely an emokulate; that bow-tie defines his exquisite tastes in fine art.

Emokulate by B. Roby October 8, 2011

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

eMACulate chorus by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

emulated butter 

Another way to refer to cum.

Aww man, Noah just got drenched in emulated butter. Thats gnarly dude!

emulated butter by Pengyus April 23, 2019