Definitions by pseuzieq
bugful
A contrasting term for wonderful. A term used to describe something that has potentially enraging qualities. It is convenient when the user of this word does not want to take credit for being annoyed.
clickpiphany
A play on the word epiphany. When something occurs or is said that "clicks" with you to the point you have an epiphany.
Jane: "Ever notice that the biggest Christian holidays, Christmas and Easter, fall on the biggest Pagan holidays, conveniently?"
Jill: "OMG I just had a clickpiphany that the Christianity I was steeped in growing up could be bullshit. I now deem myself agnostic."
Jill: "OMG I just had a clickpiphany that the Christianity I was steeped in growing up could be bullshit. I now deem myself agnostic."
clickpiphany by pseuzieq August 9, 2010
flatscalator
Jane: "It's like...a mile to the terminal for our flight."
Jill: "Hey, there's a flatscalator! Jump on it so we don't have to walk."
Jill: "Hey, there's a flatscalator! Jump on it so we don't have to walk."
flatscalator by pseuzieq August 3, 2010
escalator overachiever
Someone who feels they must treat an escalator as a staircase, bringing guilt to the rest of the parties on the escalator, unless they also do so.
Jane: "Why is that girl bounding up the escalator like it's a flight of stairs? She's making the rest of us look lazy for just standing here riding it!"
Jill: "She's a total escalator overachiever."
Jill: "She's a total escalator overachiever."
escalator overachiever by pseuzieq August 3, 2010
crap-pambic pentameter
A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.
"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"
"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."
"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."
crap-pambic pentameter by pseuzieq December 25, 2009
Peepertunity
An unexpected opportunity to peep at something or someone that would otherwise be unacceptable.
To sneak a peak.
To sneak a peak.
"Quick chick peepertunity ladies: Check out Mr. Hottie reaching up and changing our office lightbulb. He's exposing his 6-pack and the top of his fluorescent green boxers!!"
"Dude! Sweet peepertunity! Check out the rack on Ms. Stacked in the low-cut sweater-she almost popped out when she dropped her pen on the floor!"
"Dude! Sweet peepertunity! Check out the rack on Ms. Stacked in the low-cut sweater-she almost popped out when she dropped her pen on the floor!"
Peepertunity by pseuzieq December 20, 2009