pseuzieq's definitions

Fibulator

A chronic liar who works in the hospital, where lots of defibrillators are found. Often a member of management or administration.

"Hey, I heard our on-call pay was no longer going to be taxed as a bonus!"
"That's crap, honey. It came out of the mouth of a fibulator in cardiology."

by pseuzieq September 10, 2009

Peepertunity

An unexpected opportunity to peep at something or someone that would otherwise be unacceptable.

To sneak a peak.

"Quick chick peepertunity ladies: Check out Mr. Hottie reaching up and changing our office lightbulb. He's exposing his 6-pack and the top of his fluorescent green boxers!!"

"Dude! Sweet peepertunity! Check out the rack on Ms. Stacked in the low-cut sweater-she almost popped out when she dropped her pen on the floor!"

by pseuzieq December 20, 2009

crap-pambic pentameter

A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.

"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"

"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."

by pseuzieq December 25, 2009

sfb

So freaking bored/so freaking boring

Jane: "Meet 4 cofee?"
Jill: "Totaly! SFB"

by pseuzieq August 3, 2010

flatscalator

The moving walkways, often in airports, that move much like an escalator, except they are flat.

Jane: "It's like...a mile to the terminal for our flight."
Jill: "Hey, there's a flatscalator! Jump on it so we don't have to walk."

by pseuzieq August 3, 2010

escalator overachiever

Someone who feels they must treat an escalator as a staircase, bringing guilt to the rest of the parties on the escalator, unless they also do so.

Jane: "Why is that girl bounding up the escalator like it's a flight of stairs? She's making the rest of us look lazy for just standing here riding it!"
Jill: "She's a total escalator overachiever."

by pseuzieq August 3, 2010

clickpiphany

A play on the word epiphany. When something occurs or is said that "clicks" with you to the point you have an epiphany.

Jane: "Ever notice that the biggest Christian holidays, Christmas and Easter, fall on the biggest Pagan holidays, conveniently?"

Jill: "OMG I just had a clickpiphany that the Christianity I was steeped in growing up could be bullshit. I now deem myself agnostic."

by pseuzieq August 9, 2010