deepspace10's definitions

edumucate

give an edumucation to

My teacher said he'll edumucate me on how to use a computer.

Let's get a good edumucation.

I've been edumucated quite well.

by deepspace10 January 16, 2011

mustachelessness

to be without a mustache

"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.

by deepspace10 January 22, 2011

romance scam

Fake profiles on dating sites to get people to join. Yahoo Personals was sued for their romance scams. Most dating sites, if not all of them, have many fake profiles to get people to pay, or, for sites that are free, it gets people to sign up and bring a lot of traffic to their site, making the businesses gain profit from their advertisers. Plenty of Fish, a free dating website, is full of romance scams.

Think about how a personals website starts if it starts with zero members. Who would sign up? It is theorized all dating sites start out with and continue to have romance scams. It is an unethical, yet very effective way for their business to make money.

Don't sign up for Plenty of Fish--you will waste most of your time with romance scams.

Most, if not all, of the beautiful women on dating sites are more than likely romance scams.

by deepspace10 January 28, 2011

closet hog

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.

Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.

by deepspace10 November 30, 2010

chocolate fart

When you fart and some liquid poop comes. You then smear the liquid poop into your underclothes.

Dude1: Ah, dude, I just had a chocolate fart!

Dude2: I hope you're wearing underwear.

by deepspace10 December 4, 2010

y'ought'a

y'ought'a is short for "you ought to"

Y'ought'a watch that video I told you about on YouTube.

A computer programmer is something y'ought'a be because it pays well.

by deepspace10 December 16, 2010

self-exclusion

This is a means to help an addict recover from a gaming addiction by not allowing him or her to gamble. With self-exclusion, an addict is provided with a way to quit gambling that does not require self-control.

This usually applies to gambling though can be meant for related areas, such as self-exclusion from internet gaming.

by deepspace10 February 11, 2008