A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 29, 2010
When you see a critter that looks like it could either be a squirrel or a rabbit and you're not quite sure at first glance
by deepspace10 January 13, 2022
by deepspace10 July 02, 2020
give an edumucation to
My teacher said he'll edumucate me on how to use a computer.
Let's get a good edumucation.
I've been edumucated quite well.
Let's get a good edumucation.
I've been edumucated quite well.
by deepspace10 January 15, 2011
It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
by deepspace10 July 01, 2019
Something engineers, mainly Machinist Mates, do in the U.S. Navy to each other in the boiler/engineering room. A container of water is dumped from an upper level area to someone on the lower level, or from any high area to any lower area. It is always meant to be a surprise. It is also done to people who are sleeping on watch as a way to wake them up, and they do so in shock, to teach them to not sleep on watch or else it will happen again. It is also done to people who are already awake as a practical joke. Something like that would usually never be done to any higher-ups, especially those that don't participate in the game, since it will get you in trouble.
Example 1:
Petty Officer Clark: You see Price sleeping in the escape exit? Let's water hammer him!
Example 2:
Petty Officer Price: I just got water hammered. Do you know who did it?
Fireman Stovell: Yes, it was Clark.
Petty Officer Price: I'm gonna water hammer him next chance I get! It's on now!
Petty Officer Clark: You see Price sleeping in the escape exit? Let's water hammer him!
Example 2:
Petty Officer Price: I just got water hammered. Do you know who did it?
Fireman Stovell: Yes, it was Clark.
Petty Officer Price: I'm gonna water hammer him next chance I get! It's on now!
by deepspace10 October 20, 2012
This is a means to help an addict recover from a gaming addiction by not allowing him or her to gamble. With self-exclusion, an addict is provided with a way to quit gambling that does not require self-control.
This usually applies to gambling though can be meant for related areas, such as self-exclusion from internet gaming.
by deepspace10 February 12, 2008