Ejumpulate

Jumping while ejaculating to achieve a higher arc or spray.

Ejumpulate: to blast a mighty blast of ejaculate high into the air by jumping simultaneously to climax.

He shot the cieling with a mighty ejumpulation.

"Well, sit down and let me tell you about the art of ejumpulating." "How did it get on the cieling?!"

Ejumpulate by Bloodrocutor September 20, 2015

Premature Edumpulation 

When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation

Hey man what happened with you and Mary?

OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!

Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?

NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me

Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.

Premature Edumpulation by Proper Modulation October 20, 2016

Edupulate 

(Verb) to edupulate means to manipulate people through an education system or educational material

Example 1: Our teachers are constantly trying to edupulate students to get them to believe getting a university degree guarantees their future financial freedom.

2. Don’t try to edupulate me! I know your agenda!

Edupulate by Cyrus - Whisperboy.com January 21, 2023

edumkulate 

The act of male ejaculation while otherwise preoccupied by shitting.

Ben's about to edumkulate on the couch!! Woah! It's light brown!!

edumkulate by Peter Michael December 3, 2006