edumkulate

The act of male ejaculation while otherwise preoccupied by shitting.

Ben's about to edumkulate on the couch!! Woah! It's light brown!!

by Peter Michael December 3, 2006

edumucate

give an edumucation to

My teacher said he'll edumucate me on how to use a computer.

Let's get a good edumucation.

I've been edumucated quite well.

by deepspace10 January 16, 2011

Premature Edumpulation

When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation

Hey man what happened with you and Mary?

OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!

Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?

NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me

Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.

by Proper Modulation October 20, 2016

eturkulate

Someone who ejaculates from their nose..... A turkish person who ejaculates........Someone who turks up a competition with ejaculating all over the place

My friend was so horny, that she eturkulated from just seeing a picture of RJ.

by Rouis Mallyari Biyombo Turk October 14, 2012

Edupulate

(Verb) to edupulate means to manipulate people through an education system or educational material

Example 1: Our teachers are constantly trying to edupulate students to get them to believe getting a university degree guarantees their future financial freedom.

2. Don’t try to edupulate me! I know your agenda!

by Cyrus - Whisperboy.com January 21, 2023

Ejumpulate

Jumping while ejaculating to achieve a higher arc or spray.

Ejumpulate: to blast a mighty blast of ejaculate high into the air by jumping simultaneously to climax.

He shot the cieling with a mighty ejumpulation.

"Well, sit down and let me tell you about the art of ejumpulating." "How did it get on the cieling?!"

by Bloodrocutor September 20, 2015

Pre-esuckulate

To hit a bong before its properly heated and producing smoke.

Friend: Why am I not getting a hit?
Me: Because you pre-esuckulate every time you try to hit it! Wait til it's hot enough!

by GucciMane86 July 29, 2022